"Siapa Bf yOu?"

- Youuu...
Awak...
Sayang...

- iyee...

Hehehe... kamu sangat sweet dan comel dari segi perwatakan, cara layanan, dan bibir yang seksi! Hahaha (ampun kepada empunya bibir seksi itu... *tolonglah jangan baca*). Handsome di mata saya. At times, dia sangat romantik, manja dan nakal. But there are also times when he gets serious, all business, strict, workaholic, and determine.

Yang penting... he made me wonder, why him? Weird aint it? I know, he asked me once too. For me, do we have to provide answer for everything in this world? Sometimes, there are things that we cant explain with plain words. To make it short, simple and sweet... He is Special! -In his own way, of course.

Lelaki yang mampu buat Izzati cair:

• hot, gorgeous, tough, gentleman
• alim sikit2 as in boleh lah bimbing aku dalam benda2 basic xlah sampai dia sendiri jahil bab2 tu (alim banyak freaks me out)
• lelaki yang pandang jauh ke hadapan n plan future die (bukan yang leave things as it is)
• lelaki yang aku rasa safe bila berdamping dengan dia (safe tak bermaksud perlu berbadan sasa- kalau badan lg besar dr aku tp penakut baik tak yah LOL)
• Paling penting: lelaki yang mampu sayang aku at d same time mampu tundukkan aku @ gain my RESPECT

Aku hanyalah wanita akhir zaman...

Isteri yang bakal kamu nikahi tidaklah semulia Khadijah
tidaklah setaqwa Aisyah
tidaklah setabah Fatimah,
tetapi bakal isterimu itu hanyalah wanita akhir zaman
yang mempunyai cita-cita, menjadi solehah..

dan kamu...
berlapang dadalah untuk memiliki isteri yang tidak sehebat siapapun
kerana kamu juga harus sedar bahawa,
kamu bukanlah Rasulullah.
pun bukan Ali bin Abi Talib.
tapi...
Kamu hanyalah suami akhir zaman yang berusaha untuk menjadi soleh..




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Pada suatu hari, Khalid bin Safwan melihat satu perhimpunan di dalam sebuah masjid di Basrah. Lalu beliau bertanya akan tujuan perhimpunan itu diadakan kepada seorang lelaki yang hadir di situ:


‘Apakah tujuan perhimpunan ini wahai saudara?’


‘Seorang wanita sedang menerangkan tentang ciri wanita yang layak dikahwini’ jawab lelaki tadi apabila ditanya oleh Khalid bin Safwan. Lalu Khalid terus menyatakan hajatnya kepada wanita tadi. katanya:


‘Aku inginkan perawan berpengalaman seperti seorang isteri. Bila dikahwini sesuci perawan. Manis apabila didekati. Mulia bila berjauhan, dia mampu hidup dalam kemewahan tetapi bila dilanda kemiskinan dia masih punya keperibadian seperti orang kaya dan dan kerendahan hati si miskin. Apabila kami kaya, kami hidup seperti warga dunia. Pabila miskin, KEHIDUPAN kami seperti warga akhirat’ begitulah permintaan Khalid yang diajukan kepada wanita tersebut.


Tiba-tiba, seorang wanita bangun lalu menjawab permintaan Khalid bin Safwan: ‘Aku kenal akan wanita yang kamu maksudkan itu’


‘Di mana dia wahai saudari?’ tanya Khalid lagi. ‘Dia ada di syurga ALLAH. Jadi, bekerjalah untuk ke syurga dan temui dia di sana’ terkejut dengan jawapan itu, Khalid bin Safwan didatangi dengan sebuah keinsafan. Dia berlalu.


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KERANA...KESEMPURNAAN ITU HANYA MILIK PENGHUNI SYURGA.

P/s- terima kasih buat Atiqah Humaira atas perkongsian ini.

Boyfriend 5.0 vs Husband 1.0

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the
overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0, NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate

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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an
operating system. Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1. Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.


Good Luck,
IT Support

Who Understand Us all??

Boys complained, they dont understand girls and vice versa. As a female, I, myself couldnt understand my type. Explain that to me, why?

I dont understand guys. Why treating us as if u luv us when u are not? Why call "sayang" if u dont "sayang" us? Words are merely words. Is it? Then how do u guys ever express your TRUE FEELINGS with words? No such thing as expressing them by words? Then, dont live among the human population. Human invented literacy for a reason which is to COMMUNICATE.

That's it. I am done. I give up! Tired of searching. Why always the wrong ones? "Bodo"! (pronounce it like Dr. Boon > with a thick /d/ sound.) Liar, liar, liar! That's it!